GOD IS REAL
Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
no but wouldnt it be really cute if your otp took French class and the teacher made their students learn the culture of France, starting with the greeting so your otp would have to kiss on the cheek every time they see each other oh my god
bonus points if theyre just friends and really shy and cute about it in the beginning
"Phil stop flirting with them"
Overprotective boyfriend Dan has arisen and we’re only ten minutes in the show